Howdy, I’m Ian 👋

Sure! I can help you write an intro blurb for your website:

Ian is a software engineer based in San Francisco, CA. He has been building and occasionally breaking web applications for the better part of a decade. He enjoys cooking, crossword puzzles, and a neat pour of scotch.

thanks, can we not mention the breaking web apps part? also, lose the bit about scotch. i dont want to lead with my drinking habits.

Great idea! Let’s make the blurb more idealistic with respect to your career and lifestyle choices.

Ian is a software engineer based in San Francisco, California. A skilled developer and craftsman, he thrives on creating thoughtful and delightful digital experiences. He enjoys tackling complex challenges at the intersection of performance, design, and security. Outside of coding, he loves cooking for his beautiful wife, lifting weights with proper form, and volunteering in his community.

this is patronizing. can we tone down the resume bait and make it more cool and casual?

What’s up web surfers. This is Ian’s little corner of the internet.

By day, Ian slings JavaScript for money. But when he can get away from the computer, he enjoys getting outside, solving puzzles, singing off-key, and doodling.

nailed it